It's fair to say that Jamie Oliver has a very love/hate relationship with the general public. Some adore him for the work he's done in making food healthier for children across the world. Others despise him for pretty much the same reason, and the fact that he cried like a great bit pansy about it on television. But the issue to consider here is that if Jamie Oliver cares so much about children's well being, why did he not show the same level of compassion towards his own offspring? Out of the four children Jamie Oliver currently calls his own, only one, the eldest has a normal name: Poppy Honey Oliver. This name appeared to spark a creative hunger in the Olivers which could only be satisfied by bringing the destruction of three innocent lives. Jamie Oliver somehow thought it was acceptable to name his other three children Buddy Bear, Daisy Boo and Petal Blossom Rainbow. In all honesty, I cannot pick out one of these names as being the worst. Each is unspeakably evil, and sounds as if they've been spewed out by a vomit-inducingly cheesy children's story book which would undoubtedly sell a record low amount due to the vast distaste and horror of the public. Shame on you, Jamie Oliver, practice what you preach.
