10 Secret Problems Only Disney Obsessed Adults Will Understand

7. You Daydream About A Disney Themed Wedding

But you know it's probably never going to happen. What self-respecting man is going to dress up as the beast from Beauty and The Beast while you float around in a golden gown (it has to be the exact replica of Belle's) pretending to be a Disney icon? You try not to imagine how wonderful it would be if all the plates and cups and bowls and glasses could come to life and serenade you on your dream day. You know it's not real: but you just can't help but picture yourself twirling around in the moonlight while all the wine glasses sing "Be Our Guest" in celebration of your marriage.
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).