10 Secret Problems Only Disney Obsessed Adults Will Understand

6. You Have To Stop Yourself From Using Disney Analogies To Argue Feminism

Pocahonats Disney But seriously, so many of the Disney females would be the perfect role models for women if they were alive. Pocahontas? What a babe: she knew exactly how a strong lady should be treated and how to go through life as an empowered female. And what about Mulan? She might have had to dress as a man to become a soldier, but when it came down to the final crux, she saved China as herself. She proved women are just as brave and strong as men. So when your girls are talking about Emma Watson and how great a voice she has for females worldwide, sometimes you just have to zip your lip and remember that, despite your everlasting loyalty to the women of Disney, they're probably not a great example to use if you want to be seen as a mentally stable individual.
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