5. You Can Quote Full Scenes From All The Films But There's Never An Appropriate Time To Do It
The only person who has any level of patience for your undying childhood film enthusiasm is your boyfriend, and even he gets angry when you're talking over every character in Sleeping Beauty. And considering he didn't really want to watch it (for the fifth time) anyway, his patience quickly dwindles away while you're yelling "Make it pink!...Make it blue!" while swishing a spoon around like a wand. Nope, there never seems to be a good time to prove your Disney love to anyone. But you're proud of yourself anyway; you bet no one has seen the Jungle Book as many times as you have. You might as well just take the prize now for being Disney's Greatest Fan. Why can't anyone understand how bloody great all that magic is?