9. The Chavalanche
Here we see a prime example of what some in the UK would call a "Chav" - a socially and morally reprehensible creature without grace, virtue or good-manners who thinks himself or herself invincible, and takes the laws of the land merely as a rough guideline. The aggressor, sporting a standard issue chav wig, tracksuit pants and muscle vest, seems to be rather irritated at the man in black, who is by all means being the cool head of conflict on what is presumably his doorstep. The aggitant - or Chav, as we shall call him - is posturing to a crowd like an infuriated primate, hence the invisible rolls of carpet under his arms, gorilla-like chest puffing and aggressive invasion of space. After taking more abuse then he probably should "the victim" decides enough is enough and that no man is going to treat his bin with such disrespect. A karate stance later and a swift jab to the chin and Chav is defeated, sent comically tumbling to the floor like loose snow on a mountainside, before he crawls away like a scared little boy, presumably to drown his sorrows with a two litre bottle of white cider in a bus-stop. The Winner: Karate dude.