10 Stupid Things to Do Before You Die

Seeing as the sticky fly net of stupidity appears to have you in its grasp then the only logical assumption is that you were attracted to it enough to click here in the first place. This is wonderful. It says of you that you€™re a wonderfully silly soul who happily awards his/her €“ m€™lord/ m€™lady €“ patronage on those who write such nonsense. The weird and wacky bestow their utmost thanks on you all! It also says of you that you€™re unlikely to smear off the letters of your keyboard by furiously hammering disagreements with the order in which such silliness is sliced. You€™ll notice this is a list of 10 stupid things. Not €™10 of the MOST stupid€™. A small semantic difference but necessary all the same. Trolling, planking and watching Aladdin on LSD will not feature! Another necessity that warrants baring in mind for the genuinely idiotic €“ and therefore, obviously lost €“folk out there, is that this is not an instruction manual. You are NOT under duress to complete each and every task set forth but you ARE under duress to use logic at your own discretion. The title stipulates €™10 stupid things to do before you die€™ this isn€™t the Darwin Awards! The silly will be salivating by now so we€™d better begin. Should you wish to donate, any and all anecdotes will be eaten up and fingers will be licked afterwards!
 
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A. J. S. Scott was created as a homunculus by a mad English Alchemist who was trying to make rum from ink and seawater. He is still a fan of both and he has no comment on what happened to all the ‘No Exit’ signs in Islington Underground Station when he visited for Beltaine. You can send him missives by bribing the Right Raven with sour-strings, or: Instagram: @ajsscott Tumblr: andrew-scott-things.tumblr.com