6. Ask a Chip Shop to Deep Fry Something Ridiculous!
Now, if youre a reader from the UK then youre more likely to find facilities to aid you in your stupidity in this respect. However, dont worry if youre not from our fair isle, a simple batter and deep fat fryer is all youll need. If youre following this list to the T or even if youre dipping in and fancy this one above the others, then Scotland is your Mecca for #6. If you were to go into any Chip Shop in Scotland and ask them if they could deep fry your umbrella, theyd recommend you eat it with cabbage and call you a
Jessie for owning one in the first place. Deep fried Mars Bars, Pizza and even ice-cream are not unheard of in the northern frontiers and this is why deep frying something ridiculous is a must before you die. Much akin to #9 theres something wonderful about a brief moment of excess. Putting two seemingly excellent things lets say, chocolate and deep fried food together in the same lets say snack and realising that youre eating more calories than a rhinoceros should consume during a lengthy shuffle with the resulting sickly feeling that can only come from your bodily pores actually oozing oil. To sit there and sweat grease is the nutritional equivalent of purgatory after a life of sin! Sometimes, it just might be worth it!