10 Stupid Things to Do Before You Die

3. Streaking / Skinny Dipping

Now this could quite easily take on the features of a €˜self-help€™ forum but let€™s not let it get there alright? Something mentionable about getting naked in public is that it does help you to get to grips with all your €˜ins and outs€™ so to speak. Some have more outs than ins, it has to be said, but unshackling yourself from the burdens of gladrags at least once in your life is an exhilarating experience. Let€™s rein it in again here because we€™re toeing the line of exhibitionist forums too. Whoa there belly! It€™s exhilarating not in the sense that fellers may be able to tell the time of day without a watch just by lying down, though in some parts that does happen. It€™s exhilarating because, especially in winter, it€™s stupid! Mankind has managed to make some pretty nifty drapery since we hung about à la buff but, when it€™s spontaneous, running €˜tackle-out€™ into an unexpecting body of water can make you chuckle years after the event! And enjoyment of that kind of endurance is priceless.
 
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A. J. S. Scott was created as a homunculus by a mad English Alchemist who was trying to make rum from ink and seawater. He is still a fan of both and he has no comment on what happened to all the ‘No Exit’ signs in Islington Underground Station when he visited for Beltaine. You can send him missives by bribing the Right Raven with sour-strings, or: Instagram: @ajsscott Tumblr: andrew-scott-things.tumblr.com