10 Things Everyone Does In The Shower

8. Have A Psycho Moment

One of your biggest fears is probably having someone prey on your vulnerability when you're in the shower. There is literally nothing you can do in your big wet and slippy state, and it's not as if you take a baseball bat into the bathroom with you whenever you go for a wash. No one has been able to comfortably have a shower since Psycho was released (thanks Hitchcock) and whenever you look at the curtain, you're convinced that there's the shadow of a man standing behind it. Your imagination is one cruel mistress.