No matter how hard you try, your bath time is never as sexy as a Herbal Essences advert. It's never as euphoric, you're never shouting as loud and whenever you open your eyes, you're still in your bathroom looking at a few broken tiles instead of standing in a waterfall on some beautiful, remote island. You also attempt to sexy wash - you try to wash as though you're seducing someone, because this is how every person washes in the movies. They all stand in some weird lunge position, lathering the soap into their private areas and then act surprised whenever they see someone watching them. You've tried to act sexy but you normally end up losing your balance and falling ungracefully.
