It's such a simple thing; but bad table manners can put a girl right off a guy for life. We're not talking knowing how to use a 12 set of cutlery in a high class restaurant; we mean talking with your mouth full, slurping drinks, being greedy with sharer platters, and being messy. A lady likes to feel proud of her guy, not turned off by the sight of a mouthful of chicken and chips swirling around in front of her like a washing machine. Likewise, burping is a massive turn off; especially those men who like to sit back and let it all out in one long exhale of noise. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to be disgusting at the table? Chances are if he's gross in public, he's probably gross as home too. Gag.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
