10 Things She Wishes You Were Doing In Bed

10. Sort Your Room Out

If you know that a woman is likely to be joining you in your bedroom (or bathroom or kitchen or living room but make sure you check with your flatmates before trying out any of them), make sure your room is an inviting place to be. A few spare socks about the place is no big deal but dirty sheets are a huge turn off and mugs growing triffids on the bedside table are also deeply unhot. You want a room that says "get comfortable" not "you will leave here with an infectious disease". Also, a well-stocked drawer containing tissues, condoms (we'll get to them in a minute) and lube (ditto) will make the whole experience a lot smoother.
 
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.