If you are in a committed, monogamous relationship and you have both been cleared of any STDs and you either want children or are otherwise contraceptively covered, then skip this point. Your condom days are over, enjoy your brave new world. However, if you fail to fulfill this criteria then condoms are a fact of life and you shouldn't make a woman feel bad for expecting you to wear one. Disease could strike either of you but she's the only one who'll be getting an unwanted uterine-visitor if things go badly. Before you put your penis anywhere near your partner, wrap it up and do so without complaint. It might mean a few seconds of slight fumbling but compared with the alternative it's a breeze.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
