10. Every Weekend Is Spent Browsing Charity Shops
While you might wish you were having a lie-in after a hard week's work, your hipster partner will be sure to have got you up at the crack of dawn to go and scour every local charity and thrift shop for a whole heap of new cheap wardrobe accessories. To dress like a hipster, it is necessary to avoid buying labelled gear from stores run by the label itself, and instead, look for independent retailers (because supporting obscure retailers is "totally deck"). Skinny jeans, high-waisted trousers, shutter-shade glasses and ironic tops are on your shopping list now, and god forgive anyone who gets in your way.