3. You're Constantly On The Look Out For A Suitable Father To Your Child If You're Single
Dating has got a whole new meaning now: once upon a time you were looking for a man who would be able to look after you. Now you're after someone who can look after you as well as the (at least three) children you're inevitably going to have together. Your check list of boyfriend materials has morphed from: Does he drive? Will he like to get drunk with me? Do we like the same films? to: Is he any good at DIY? Has he got patience for crying individuals? How many times will he sit through a Disney film in one day? You're careful not to show that instead of trying to fall in love with someone, you're really interviewing them for the role of father to your kids. They don't have to know...
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
