10 Problems Every Unathletic Person Can Understand

5. You Have A Strong Head

Not because of your strong will to actively detest sports, but it's also physically strong from all of those balls that have been hit off you when your back was turned, and even when it wasn't. You either didn't see them coming or you couldn't move away fast enough. Regardless, your head has built up a sort of tolerance, and that can only be a good thing. Or so you tell yourself.