10 Problems Every Unathletic Person Can Understand

6. You Make Long Distance Running Lazy

Not only are you impossibly bad at sports, but you're one of the only people in the world to choose long distance running because you're lazy. It's the only sport that your school offered where you didn't have to depend on any coordination to succeed, or run super fast. You were able to take your time and enjoy the run. Well, you never really enjoyed it and you found ways to shorten the course by running through the lake instead of going around it.