10 Things You Want To Do To Justin Bieber After His Childish Deposition Video

9. Make Him Work At Chili's For A Month

I don't know if you've ever been to a Chili's restaurant but it's a particular kind of stereotypical 'American Casual Dining'. The food is famously unhealthy for you, is terribly average, and is a popular job amongst youngsters trying to pay their way through community college. The folk you find there are your regular, everyday, blue collar kinds of families who just want to eat out once in a while and have someone else discipline their children. But they certainly have a dinner rush. So why not throw Bieber into the mix? Make him a busboy, forced to clean up the food scraps, spilled milk, and spit up of the five-years-and-under children who've been allowed to run wild by parents who are too tired to even try anymore. When a kid pukes, call in Bieber. When, somehow (and it always happens), someone cuts themselves on the impossibly dull steak knife, call in Bieber. And ultimately, when that group of 14 highschoolers (conveniently one shy of the minimum to ensure included gratuity) are getting ready to go to their prom and they can't do the math on their large bill and want it split 14 ways, ask Bieber to figure it out. There is no hell greater than forcing your server to calculate 14 even tip amounts when half the party is paying in cash and the other half with credit card.