10 Things You Want To Do To Justin Bieber After His Childish Deposition Video

8. Make Him Clean Selena Gomez's Pool

One of the standouts of the video was the image of Bieber getting all pouty and upset when his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez was brought into the conversation was absolutely wonderful. "Don't ask me about her again! Don't ask me about her again!" Poor kid. He was probably head over heels for the girl and she realised she could do so much better. A fling with an unbathed transient would probably be a more rewarding relationship, and they can often play the spoons. So why not make him go to her house, every day, to clean her pool. Except unlike the pool boys of your favourite porno, this one never gets to hook up with the lady of the house because she's too busy caught up in her fling with the transient (the plot of your new favourite porno). He'll have to make sense of all those chemicals he has to put in the water, many of which will stain and bleach his fancy clothes. He'll have to stand out in the sun all day, without sunscreen, wearing that big hat you always see those guys wearing, skimming the scum off the surface. All the while he'll be sadly peering into the home of his ex-girlfriend while she plays twister with a handsome but probably unclean vagrant. Who can play the spoons.