Brand took on the job as a postman for a stint of three weeks before realising his dreams weren't all they were cracked up to be. Namely because he took on the job because he figured women would want to have sex with him. Which they didn't, because being propositioned in the early morning by lonely women in sexy nighties is clearly only something that only happens to postmen in films. He told David Letterman: "I thought the house wives would open the door with a gesture to the nether regions" The former sex-addict went on to start stealing the post as a form of entertainment, opening letters and birthday cards in the hope to find money in order to feed his drug addiction. Once caught, he had to apologise on behalf of the Royal Mail.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
