10 Things Only London Dungeon Workers Will Understand
6. Parents Are Evil
The London Dungeon is, in fact, a family attraction. After all, its main purpose isnt to scare the life out of anyone, but to educate them on the dark side of Londons history. As such, the vast majority of people coming in are there alongside their family. Of course, whilst there are some children who are (worryingly) enthusiastic about the whole thing and cant wait to touch the grossest looking waxworks they can find, there are other kids who are just that little bit more Delicate. If your child is squeamish or frightened by things like men with beards or the sound of a door closing, you'd think you'd recognise that maybe the Dungeon isnt the place to spend a fun-filled day with them. Prepare to be alarmed when you witness parents dragging a hysterical child into the Dungeon, insisting over the sound of screams and sobs that its not that bad, youll be absolutely fine, seriously, we already paid for the damn tickets online, Theodore, youre visiting the Dungeon and youre going to enjoy it, so help me God."
