6. Sex Is Getting Buck Wild
Sex used to be pretty ordinary - until pornstars started showing everyone how to do it properly. Which, of course, led to less sex and the sky-rocketing of porn sites... which then led to high amounts of sex (people had to train before they stepped onto the court).
5. We've Adopted The "I'm About To Die!" Mentality
If your power has ever gone out from a storm, and you're one of the unlucky ones with a desktop - then you've mumbled these words before. Your phone battery will only last so long when playing Angry Birds, and once that dies, then what Your body starts to seize up, your heart starts beating faster, and you begin to breathe heavily... you feel like you're literally going to die - a quick cure would be to check everybody's "hilarious" Facebook statuses that are all the same. Just take a shot of whiskey to settle your nerves during these times.