4. Hide In The Trunk Of Their Car
One step up from the closet, due to the fact that this is the one place the presents have to be at some point. Shopping is an awful chore for most people, except for those that seem to do it as sport. Therefore, when carrying all of the heavy shopping back from the store, they would hopefully be too tired to realise you were hiding in the back of the car, carefully rifling through the bags in order to discover what goodies you will be given in a few weeks time. There are a few provisos that need to be followed though before this can be done successfully. Ensure that you have water in the back of the car, because it does tend to become pretty humid, even in the winter. When you take the items out of the bags in the trunk of the car ensure that they go back in the correct place, although if you've been able to hide there unnoticed you probably can disregard that last point. Furthermore, you will probably be in for a bumpy ride, as winter roads tend to become quite frosty and if the car skids from side to side, you are in the worst possible place to be. However, you have to be willing to risk life and limb in order to find out what presents you have.