9. Sssqueeze
"Evil long-armed viper!" A member of the Snake Men, Sssqueeze's only real defining feature was a pair of enormously long arms that he supposedly used to squeeze the life out of his helpless opponents. I seem to remember him being very awkward to play with and impossible to stand up. And, given that the 2 arms were made from the same bit of plastic, you could actually pull on one of them to make it longer and the other would shrink as a consequence. One of the worst figures in the toyline, but undoubtedly one of the weirdest as well.