8. Snout Spout
"Heroic water-blasting firefighter!" Snout Spout, as well as having a ridiculous name, was a humanoid with a robotic elephant head. That's about as weird (and ridiculous) of a concept for any character that I can think of. A fun, defining feature of the toy was that you could fill it with water and fire it from his snout, granting hours of fun for a child of the 80's.