11 Problems Only Girls With Curly Hair Will Understand
9. Stray Hairs Often Look Like Pubes
You can't help that sometimes your hairs fall out. Everyone's hair falls out. Just yours looks so much worse when it's plastered across the walls of the shower or the bottom of the bath when you've pulled the plug out. Leaning over the sink to clean your teeth and not paying much attention is bound to lead to yells later of "Who left these extra long pubic hairs in the sink?!! THAT IS SO DISGUSTING!" Cue a blush of shame: you're sorry of course (but also thankful that a full head of hair doesn't resemble a lady garden at all in real life. You hope).
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).