11 Seriously Bizarre Conspiracy Theories

TimeCube.com is a website created back in 1997 by a man called Gene Ray. In its wall of continuous text, it details the theory of the "Time Cube", suggesting that all modern physics is a lie and proposes a model that has four separate days occurring simultaneously.

Still with us? It doesn't really matter if you're not.

Ray explains his theory behind the idea of cubic time, based on the "observation" that the Earth has "four corners" that each experience a different day at once. 

Well, when we say "explains" what we mean is that he rants incoherently over two pages and thousands of words with all of the clarity and gusto of a total frothing lunatic.

Whilst it's difficult to penetrate the scattered mutterings of this irredeemable maniac, the general thrust of his theory appears to centre around the idea that there are three whole temporal planes being hidden from us by "them" (whoever "they" are). 

This appears to be in an attempt to keep us downtrodden and compliant (isn't it always?).

The rant also includes a fair few insults, racial generalisations, and wild calls for violence. It is basically futile to try and draw any logical meaning from the text, but it makes for a pretty psychedelic read if you just go with it.

Maybe it doesn't make any sense to us now, but Gene Ray has described himself as the "wisest human on earth", so maybe we'll just have to believe him on this one.