8. Completely Avoiding Cross Keys After That One Time
Is it harsh to state that The Cross Keys is surely one of the worst venues in Bedford? From the drunks staggering in and out of the main entrance smoking half empty rollies, to the middle aged droopy-boobed women taking over the karaoke machine with all the enthusiasm and none of the talent of Beyonce, Cross Keys is unattractive in every way. And you've learnt from first hand experience. You gave Cross Keys the benefit of the doubt on that pub crawl you all went on for your friend's birthday: but being threatened outside the toilets by two men with glazed eyes, followed by listening to the miserable life story of a wine-drinking crying female alcoholic was enough to put you off for life.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
