3. Your Friends Tell You A Work Relationship Is A Terrible Idea
You know, you know of course its a terrible idea. But youre so infatuated by this guy, and being at work together means you can see him at least twice the amount than the average couple get to see each other. And hes so so so so fit. Your friends are just the annoying voice of reason youre really not interested in listening to right now. What if you break up? Obviously you will have to dig a hole in the ground and bury yourself, or immigrate to another country. What if he cheats on you with another colleague? Youll have to go out and purchase a bigger spade so you can dig two holes, one for you, and one for her body. In your mind you know you should probably cool it down a little. But you just cant bear the thought of losing all this new found fun.