11 Things That Happen When You Fall In Love At Work

2. You Both Decide To Work Late

And inevitably end up having the most exciting sex of life all over the office. In your computer chair, over his desk, against the printer. You give him an amazing blowjob in the office kitchen (you€™ll feel guilty about that for days afterwards) and he brings you to orgasm against your supervisors filing cabinet. It€™s exactly what all the films and magazines made it out to be. You are having sex at work and you've never felt more exhilarated and daring. It€™s only as your pulling your suspenders back up (of course you bought them because you wanted to look like the secretary out of...The Secretary) and smoothing down your hair that you remember that thing called CCTV. Cue a minor panic attack, which he cures by pointing out that there are no cameras anywhere €“he already knew, since he thought it would be a good idea to check in case this late night office rendezvous situation ever came about. (You mentally slap yourself for not thinking ahead as well).