12 Crazy Reasons Why Your Ancestors Were Accused Of Witchcraft

2. If Your Clothes Were Too Clean

If your clothes were cleaner than everyone else's then it was because you were dabbling in dark magic instead of being really good at washing, or shopping for new clothes. Similarly, if your clothes were too dirty and covered in mud (because you were poor) it was actually because you had been rolling around in the mud, on top of a mountain, performing a witches Sabbath. If in doubt, always go for the in between stage - not too dirty, but not too clean.