In all fairness, the massive aggressive drunk is pretty much an all year round phenomenon, there just seems to be a lot more of them about at Christmas time. Convinced that the completely accidental eye contact you made means you're looking for trouble - they'll just as soon bite your ear off as accept your apology for slightly nudging them at the bar. Never give them any provocation to attack, they may look too drunk to walk, but these people are experienced at punching strangers in the face; a feat they can manage even after ten double whiskeys. The massive aggressive drunk could start a fight in an empty room, avoid like the plague. Likely to say: "Did you just call my pint a poof?"
Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.
