Exhibitionist drunks love Christmas. What better time of year to dress up and show off to people who just don't care. The female versions will be in tiny 'Mrs Clause' costumes, dancing on tables, while the male exhibitionist will usually be either doing press-ups or showing how they can make their genitals look like a turkey. The only course of action to take when faced with an exhibitionist drunk is to ignore them, eventually they'll give up their attention seeking ways and wander off, like a petulant child. Likely to say: "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"
Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.
