Basically an amalgamation of several of the other drunks on this list. These people are a walking disaster zone, a complete liability when drinking, usually it's the reason why they "hardly ever get drunk". Their Christmas night out usually goes like this: they'll be blind drunk in an hour, proceed to tell everyone about who Tina from accounts has been sleeping with, have a dance on a table, touch someone up, climb the side of a building, cry, then wrap the night up by punching a policeman in the face. If anyone should avoid drinking to excess, it's these people. Using the "But it's Christmas" excuse isn't a viable reason for this kind drunken debauchery in the eyes of others, especially the law, as many will probably find out in the next few days. Likely to say: "I'm terribly sorry officer, I've never done anything like this before. Is someone coming to bail me out?" Have you seen any of these Christmas drunks during the festive period, or are you one yourself?
Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.
