12 Drunks You Will Meet At Christmas

10. The Gossip

As soon as the Gossip hits that certain level of drunkenness, all the secrets they promised never tell come flowing out. Normally they're sworn to silence, but few things can loosen tongues the way alcohol does. These are usually people that others feel they can confide in - someone who they can trust - at least until they stick on a santa hat and hit the malibu and coke, that is. Often their next day hangover consists of texting people and begging them not to repeat anything they heard. Likely to say: "Did you hear about Jane? Got an STD from some fling she had. Can't blame her for doing it, especially as her husband's been having an affair for years. Don't tell anyone I told you this"
 
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