These drunks are usually the most remorseful when it comes to their drunken shenanigans, mainly because the awful reminder of what they did the night before often wakes up next to them. Why is it that the people they work with all year round - who normally have the same level of sexual attraction as a sofa - suddenly turn into Channing Tatum/Jennifer Lawrence, once enough alcohol is consumed. Not only do these types risk hooking up with people they normally wouldn't look twice at, but they're also susceptible to the dreaded drunken text. It may seem a good idea when they're completely off their heads, but amorously messaging an ex-partner or friend could haunt them for the rest of their days, especially if the person receiving the text likes what they hear. Likely to say: "Oh my God. What have I done"
Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.
