12 Drunks You Will Meet At Christmas

8. The Dancer

These are the kind of people who would normally never shake their thing on the dance floor. They spend eleven and a half months of the year walking round like they've got a stick up their backside, but once the Christmas cocktails takes hold, they'll be bopping away to ABBA all night long. Usually they'll drag others up to boogie along with, not allowing them to leave until the dancer needs a toilet break/another drink/ to be sick. Likely to say: "Somebody dance with me! Now!"
 
Posted On: 
Contributor
Contributor

Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.