12 Hacks For A Mind-Blowing Sex Life
1. Orgasmic Meditation
If you really want to hit the highest sexual planes, then you could always have a go at Orgasmic Meditation, or OM for short (see what they did there?).
The creator of OM, sexpert Nicole Daedone, claims that through using these special techniques, it is possible to have the most mind-blowing orgasm of your life in just 15 minutes.
Oh and, sorry, lads, but this one's for the ladies only.
The actual process to achieving these paroxysms of pleasure is an incredibly complex sequence of very accurate movements.
Instructions include everything from the stupidly simple "Begin by getting undressed" (thanks for that tip) to the alarmingly complex such as "Your guy should sit to your right side on top of at least two pillows and straddle his bent left leg perpendicularly across her torso, foot flat on the opposite side" before beginning an elaborate ritual of tiny movements "at 1 o'clock from the clitoris" and finishing by "sort of performing chest compressions on your nether regions". Ooh, sexy.
If you can keep up with these intricate instructions, and have the patience to keep them up for 15 minutes, it is said that they will activate the limbic system and flood the body with oxytocin (which is commonly referred to as the love hormone).
Something tells us this one isn't for beginners. If anyone does happen to have a go at it, please try to come down from Cloud Nine long enough to tell us all what it was like.