Let's get the obvious out of the way. Harry Potter is a multi-billion dollar franchise with millions upon millions of fans all around the globe. So of course there's a slash fiction out there. You know it's true. Come on, guys. It's a story about awkward teenagers locked in a castle together for months on end. Deep down in your brain, you know there are hundreds, nay, thousands, of fan fiction stories that center around Harry and company exploring their bodies in stomach-churning, faith-shattering ways. But this. There are no words. "Lost Soul" picks up with Harry Potter and his faithful elf friend Dobby locked away in Saint Mungo's, a hospital for wizards with magical ailments. The Boy Who Lived has become the Boy Possessed, with the spirit of Voldemort lurking inside him. But instead of giving him an insatiable lust for power or a newfound hatred of noses, Voldemort's soul grants Harry a rather unexpected trait from the Dark Lord: a "propensity" for house elves. And with Harry and Dobby locked away all by themselves, it's only a matter of time before... You see where this is going. Odds are, this is either the product of a truly disturbed mind or a Horcrux masquerading as a piece of fan fiction. Either way, this slash fic will do nothing less than shatter your soul, wither your love of wizards, and forever taint the scene where Harry gives Dobby that supposedly clean sock. Have you found any slash fiction that should be added to the this childhood ruining lot? Share your own finds below in the comments.