There is an obvious flaw when anyone claims that Morgan Freeman has died: the man is a mixture the President of the U.S.A. and God, if his film roles are anything to go by. Plus, no man can appear to be roughly 68 years old for as long as Freeman has, so there's further argument that he, like Hef, is an immortal. But this didn't stop rumours of his death in October 2012, claiming a ruptured artery had brought about his end. Facebook provided Freeman a platform to deny the rumours, and we're pleased to note that when you read his update, your internal monologue switches to Freeman's voice, stacking further evidence that he wasn't merely playing God in Bruce Almighty. Though we are saddened to say that the infamous "f*ckards" tweet attributed to him after people mistook him for Mandela upon the latter's death was faked, it remains hilarious nonetheless.
