Not only is Alfred inexplicably calling a local store to order some diet coke (like it's some sort of super rare commodity) but then in his haste Bruce has actually gone in the Batmobile to pick it up. Apparently the wealthiest man in Gotham cant arrange for someone to bring him some diet coke, and thus he feels it is appropriate to suit up, get in his nuclear car, and drive all the way into the city to visit a convenience store. And just to make matters worse it appears that all along there was some diet coke but Alfred drank it. Alfred is meant to be undyingly loyal to Bruce Wayne, and they are the most important people in each others life. So why is Alfred screwing Bruce out refreshment? If Batman has been out dispensing knuckle justice while Alfred has being at home ironing, does it not seem a bit unfair that Alfred would steal the one thing clearly Bruce is so fond of? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhvTUhqJR5M And hold on - Batman drinks diet coke? Why? Is his sugar intake from soda really that important to him in the grand scheme of stopping the Joker from poisoning the entire population of Gotham City? Is he worried he is going to look fat in his rubber suit that literally has abs and Pecs carved into it? Which of these adverts do you think is the worst? Share your thoughts below in the comments thread.
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