12 Problems You'll Only Understand If You're A Smoker

10. Getting Your Rizla Wet

Despite the grand job they do most of the time, those pesky papers seem to literally disintegrate into mush the moment one speck of moisture gets onto them. Like when you've just done some washing up and reward yourself with a roll-up, only to look down and see the paper has crumbled around the tobacco under your damp fingers. Or when you're trying to roll a cigarette in the rain while holding an umbrella in one hand and your smoking paraphernalia in the other, and a rain drop falls right into the middle of the open paper and just tears a big wet hole through it. Or when you're in a nightclub and go outside to the smoking area and someone spills their drink all over you mid-roll and you have to start all over again. Why hasn't anyone invented water-proof ones?