9. Smoking One Too Many When You're Drinking And Experiencing A Crazy Headrush
Four Gin and Tonics, two pints of Stella, three Jagerbombs and a shot of tequila, with a whole bunch of smokes in between. And now you're pretty well done for and the hangover is going to get you tomorrow like you never thought. And then you decide an after-kebab cigarette on your way home is a good idea. And you pull on it a bit too hard, and your head spins wildly, and you're stomach moves in a way that means you might potentially vomit in a minute. And you reel about on your feet and almost fall into a bush. And then you take another pull on the cig to steady yourself, and instead it has the opposite effect. You find yourself drunkenly wondering when you became so out of practise at smoking. It's like your very first cigarette all over again.