12 Problems You'll Only Understand If You're A Smoker

7. Not Having An Ash Tray And Trying To Hide Your Butts

Butt Gif Like being in the car and not wanting to throw your butt out the window and partaking in some dangerous driving while you manically look around the car for some sort of tin or box to put your smouldering butt in. Like have a cigarette while walking down the street and feeling too worried to put your butt in the nearest rubbish bin in case it sets the bin on fire and someone catches you and you have to go to prison for vandalism. Like moving into your new home and not wanting to leave butts outside the back door in case your landlord sees them (after you said you were a non smoker) and so finding strange crevices in the garden wall to hide them in. Why can't we all just buy ashtrays instead of torturing ourselves over the the consequences of what will happen if we just through the butt on the floor?
 
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