8. Having A Paper And Tobacco But No Filter
A regular dilemma if you're not good at keeping up to date with how fast you get through smokes. The trick usually seems to be find the nearest bit of cardboard to use as a makeshift filter. This is usually succeeded by using a bit of the Rizla packet, or a bit of cereal box, or a segment of toilet roll tube, or part of a high quality paper bag. You feel much like a small hamster as you scourge through your home looking for card. And why is it that the ratio of papers to filters to tobacco is so unbalanced? The Rizla always seem to disappear the fastest, followed by the tobacco; and then you're left with so many half used sticks of filters in your bag and your pockets and scattered around your bedroom and on the kitchen table (and yet you still can't find one when you need one). Someone didn't do a very good job when they were counting numbers in the roll-up factory.