You jump at the chance to get outside during the Summer months despite all of your horrendous allergies. You might look atrocious but at least there is some comfort in the heat. But no matter how many times it happens, you always underestimate the power of the British sun. It will burn you, you will walk like John Wayne and you will look ridiculous. You never put on sun tan lotion because you're in Britain and that's just absurd. So you'll come back into the house bright pink like a lobster, with white tan lines all over your body and you'll look in the mirror, convincing yourself that it doesn't look that bad...
