12 Small Victories All Queen's University Belfast Students Dream About
6. Not Getting Accosted In Front Of The Union
By a superhero. Or a banana. Or whatever other getup they think will make you actually want to go to Kneedeep on a Thursday. Between the promo girls and the guys who think a wacky costume makes their act more palatable, QUB students can't help but dream of a Freshers' Week devoid of a pocket full of bent leaflets and cards they'll never actually look at it.
Sometimes you just want to stop and say: Look mate, the only thing I'm Kneedeep in is debt, coursework and broken dreams.