12 Small Victories All Queen's University Belfast Students Dream About
7. Getting Free Pizza At The Freshers' Bazaar Even When You Aren't A Fresher
He who hasn't infiltrated the Freshers' Bazaar in an attempt to scrounge free food is 1.) a liar or 2.) going to try it next time. If you happen to succeed, never let the world forget it.
Besides, what do freshers need pizza for? You've been a student for much longer - you deserve it. Freshers' have Freshers' Week - it's not like you're going to go to that, too...