12 Things That Make Book Readers Feel Very Smug
3. Having No Shame Over Being A Complete Book Snob
You would rather get a thousand paper cuts than have to endure I am the Secret WAG: The True Story of My Life as an England Footballers Wife, you can completely understand its selling power for publishers but honestly this one just isnt for you.
2. Your Friday Night Is A Mug Of Hot Tea And A Good Read
Its 10 minutes before the clock strikes 5pm and youre itching to get on the commute back home so you can finally flex the spine of your latest novel. Soon as you get in, the kettle is on, the TV and internet is off and youre back in your own dream world.
Come Monday the stories are creeping into the office about everyones mad weekend on the booze and you couldnt be less than interested because you spent your days off with your best friends Donna Tarrt and Jonas Jonasson.
1. You Dont Judge A Book By Its Cover
You judge books based on the credibility of the author, the summary and the first couple of pages you skimmed through whilst hunting for your next good read.