12 Things People Who Love Christmas Will Know To Be True

4. Your House Is Brighter Than The North Star

Christmas isn't just a holiday, it's a competition and you want to win. You don't win a prize, but you win the 'respect' of your neighbours and numerous letters of complaints from people who can't sleep because the lights on your house are so bright that you're keeping them up at night. Where is their Christmas cheer? Your house is covered in lights and they make you happy, but having to untangle them first does not. The interior of your house is often mistaken for Santa's grotto, and you're exceptionally proud because that was the look that you were going for. Glitter everywhere.